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5 Penelope Cruz's men and adorable kids

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My new boss loves rules and no one dares to break them.

Don't touch his banana.

Seriously. The guy looks like a potash junkie.

And, of course, I touched him.

For details, I actually put it in my mouth.

And also I chewed it. And even swallowed.

I know. Bad, bad girl.

Then I saw him, and believe it or not, when you choke on a guy's banana, it doesn't make a better first impression.

Here I have to rewind events a little. Before touching the billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter. It was not like my old assignments, which I always received. I wasn't going to interview a scavenger about his favorite routes or write an article on how to collect dog poop in people's backyards - that was the next thing I was assigned.

Not. None of the above, and thank God.

This was my big break. My chance to prove that I am not a clumsy clumsy, not thirty-three misfortunes and not a walking disaster. I broke into Galleon Enterprises to investigate suspicions of corruption.

At this point, you can play music from "James Bond".

I could handle it. All I had to do was get a position as an intern and successfully interview Bruce Chamberson.

Forget the fact that he looked like someone sculpted him out of liquid feminine desire and then sprinkled him with "the ability to make men doubt their sexuality" as a finishing touch. I needed to make this work. Without accidents. No disasters. No awkwardness. All I had to do was hold out for less than an hour in time and try not to do anything.

Fast forward to the conference room before the interview, and here I am, standing there with a banana in my hand. With a banana, on which, in the literal sense of the word, his name was written in large letters in black marker. It was a few seconds before he came in and caught me with traces of the crime in his hands. A few seconds after that, he hired me to work.

Yes. I know. That didn't sound like a good sign to me either.

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